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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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