I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Your tits are I can't wait for
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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