I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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