white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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