she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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