Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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