no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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