I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
