So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
