In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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