How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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