At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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