I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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