Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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