It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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