well most of my day revolves around power hour
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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