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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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