So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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