I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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