I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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