Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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