fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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