I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I pour the whiskey from now on
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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