scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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