so that wasnt chicken after all
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
