He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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