Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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