We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
