what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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