We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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