just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
