Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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