Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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