If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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