I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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