I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
How naked do you want me to be?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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