Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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