quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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