chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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