check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
