I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Watching her eat just hurts me
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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