thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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