But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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