Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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