she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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