I want to make a zoo with you.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
