Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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