I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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