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this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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