The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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