Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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