no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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