hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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