Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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