dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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